oh brunhilda look a happy little bluebird you fershinket mule you!! you been into the sacremental wine again that happy little bluebird has left a happy little doodoo on your hand. i'm in a good mood cuz its friday. alanna says i'm a happy little blueberry. *wastes all the staples in the countryside and devours them*
ok. we're going to talk about my sarcasm.
the number one sentence of the year is "oh, what ripping fun!"
the number two sentence of the year is "oh, what ripping pants!"
isn't it grand.
when i'm being sarcastic about having to go to physical education, i say "oh joy. oh rapture. oh what ripping fun."
it's funny.
and then a teacher says something to the class. and i murmur "i care. so much."
what else do i say that's funny? my friend sara says 'devil them' or 'p.e. is the devil'
alanna is keyboard happy.
alanna: aghewhIEOIAGHLkahgIEIGHkalsd9e4tg93ahwe99339hjghaweeee
STOP! WHOSE BLOG IS THIS?! as i was saying before i was so rippingly interrupted....
we say a lot of cool things sometimes. i don't remember any of them right now. alanna, what do i say that's cool? alanna i want you to be serious. you're just gonna write something stupid like you always do just to be funny and youre not supposed to be typing this. now say something.
alanna: you always say..... 'alanna.... you idiot'
it's gonna be ok, alanna.
i have this friend that thinks i'm 'da bomb' and everybody else is the devil. and i have another friend that everyone says smiles too much. i think he's just a happy person with really rosy cheeks.
alanna: MY MOUUSEEYYYY
husboy.
i killed an ant yesterday. it never hurted anyone.
alanna: hurted?
yeah.
*sigh*
i just smushed it with my thumb. then i gave it a funeral in the clovers. cuz i was sorry. mouse wept with me. you must all curse my name.
that reminds me of somethin else.
in the morning, mom tried to wake me up, and i wouldn't get up. she said 'morgan' meant 'morning' in german.
morgan: i curse my name. i hate mornings.
i do. i really do. lots. do you hate mornings? cracker, you friggin masochist!! i bet you don't even know what that word means. your pale white shriveled brain cannot factor any words that are more than two syllables. HAAA! you're evil. i laugh upon you all. i roll upon your displeasure. you dance around me like idiots. i scoff at you. i laugh. you're the coolest people in the world!! ....except for cracker. you've got mail you've got mail you've got you've got you've got you've got goodbye
by the way.
AGAINNNNN!!!!
Friday
i wanna say that i am going to school monday through friday, and its very bad. i never get the chance to blog. and its mm... mean. okay now i get to tell you about all the teachers. ms. spain is my homeroom teacher. she sits on a little podium and toddles around going 'uh......... uh.........' and forgetting what she wanted to say. like a numbnut. what's a numbnut. uh......... i sound like ms. spain. anyway we have this things called "checks" that you get when you're bad. they're kind of like how i crack the whip at alanna.
alanna: AHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA
its not that funny.
alanna: YES IT IS AHAHHAHA
anyway... eeeee. ms. spain likes to give these things called "checks" and all the kids hate "checks" because she gives them a thousand times a day. ms. spain's all right, though. she's going to like my compositions. she said she would. anyhoo, next subject, we have math. we have ms. sullivan.
alanna: the bane of my existance
just yours. anyway. ms. sullivan's not that bad so far. i get to sit in the back of the classroom so she hardly ever talks to me. we have "partners" that we work with. and my "partner" she doesn't talk much either so that works just fine for both of us.
alanna: i hated ms. sullivan. once whitney and me switched pullovers and i'd worn that thing every day that winter and ms. sullivan never said anything to me but when WHITNEY wore it she said 'that's a nice jacket'
oh the psychological baggage you carry. anyway. back to MY blog of the world. next we have... ms. ward. she's really funny but sometimes she says words wrong just like the president
alanna: but say 'plethora' and she'll love you for life!
she said 'usuallier' the other day. HA. HA. once she was trying to teach us about stars and she said the star was called BEETLEJUICE. my friend mariana the nice one is mad at ms. ward, though, because she was very picky on this one question on the test. but that's boring so i'm not gonna talk about it. next we have ms. ransom. i saw her on a wanted poster once.
that was a joke.
ms. ransom looks like one of those extremely nice and polite people. ehhh........... i sound like ms. ransom. EHHHHHH................ *gasp* ehhhh. WEAR A BRA IF YOU WANNA HOLD THOSE THINGS UP. LORD ALANNA. okay she wadn't sposed to type those. anyway. ms. ransom, as mouse would say, is "MELLOW"
alanna: they call my mellow yellowwww
she's a new teacher. you have to say fresh meat. she's a new teacher.
alanna: they call me mellow yellowwwwww
STUPID FISH! now. nobody calls you mellow yellow. about what we were talkin about. i'm finished talking. i'll talk about the classes of people.
first class. my class. our class is of decent people.
alanna: you guys are gonna lose field day
.....probably. anyway. our class is of decent people. we don't have any wannabe druggies. *cough* aaron.
and we don't have any poppets. (populars) we don't have any preps. we don't have any.. stupid people. because stupid people suck. DEVIL STUPID PEOPLE!
alanna: devil?
DEVIL THEM! DEVIL YOU TOO!!!!
alanna: MORGAN TAKE YOUR PILLS
DEVIL PILLS! RED RUM RED RUM
alanna: *shoves pills in morgan's mouth*
they call me mellow yellowww...............
alanna: wrong pills *shoves other pills in morgan's mouth*
anyway stupid people suck. and... we don't have any of those. in our class.
alanna: we have a brittany though
and then in ms. sullivan's class. i don't who's in ms. sullivans class besides anna the not really there. or anna the talley.
anyway. moving on to another class.... we have..... ms. ward's class. ms. ward's class has really cool people. like mariana the nice one and mouse the andrew. that's the stuff. they're cool.
alanna: what about aaron
oh yeah. and then there's aaron. who get's a thousand "checks" a day. i don't think it's his fault. i don't know whose fault it is but he acts like teachers don't like him very much. he probably deserves all them checks because he makes fun of people and draws wacky pictures of people that are insulting.
uh... i mean... insulting pictures. he's mean. i don't like him sometimes. mmm. then there's ms. ransom's class. in ms. ransom's class there are people in them. or lemmings. all of the extremely popular poppy girls are in that class. all of em. DEVIL THEM.
alanna: TAKE YOUR PILLS MORGAN
ANNE BOWMAN INVTED LUAU'S.
brittany: WACKO
MEEEEEEEEE. DEVIL ANNE BOWMAN. AAHHAHAHHHAAHHA. ......now you have to shove the pills in my mouth.
alanna: *shoves pills in morgan's mouth.*
brittany the chinese man: awesome. I BROUGHT YOU CLOTHES.
MELLOW YELLOW....... I TOOK THE WRONG PILLS. AGAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T LIKE THEM POPPETS PEOPLE. GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ok that's over. now brittany gets to read it from the very beginning.
alanna: AHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA
its not that funny.
alanna: YES IT IS AHAHHAHA
anyway... eeeee. ms. spain likes to give these things called "checks" and all the kids hate "checks" because she gives them a thousand times a day. ms. spain's all right, though. she's going to like my compositions. she said she would. anyhoo, next subject, we have math. we have ms. sullivan.
alanna: the bane of my existance
just yours. anyway. ms. sullivan's not that bad so far. i get to sit in the back of the classroom so she hardly ever talks to me. we have "partners" that we work with. and my "partner" she doesn't talk much either so that works just fine for both of us.
alanna: i hated ms. sullivan. once whitney and me switched pullovers and i'd worn that thing every day that winter and ms. sullivan never said anything to me but when WHITNEY wore it she said 'that's a nice jacket'
oh the psychological baggage you carry. anyway. back to MY blog of the world. next we have... ms. ward. she's really funny but sometimes she says words wrong just like the president
alanna: but say 'plethora' and she'll love you for life!
she said 'usuallier' the other day. HA. HA. once she was trying to teach us about stars and she said the star was called BEETLEJUICE. my friend mariana the nice one is mad at ms. ward, though, because she was very picky on this one question on the test. but that's boring so i'm not gonna talk about it. next we have ms. ransom. i saw her on a wanted poster once.
that was a joke.
ms. ransom looks like one of those extremely nice and polite people. ehhh........... i sound like ms. ransom. EHHHHHH................ *gasp* ehhhh. WEAR A BRA IF YOU WANNA HOLD THOSE THINGS UP. LORD ALANNA. okay she wadn't sposed to type those. anyway. ms. ransom, as mouse would say, is "MELLOW"
alanna: they call my mellow yellowwww
she's a new teacher. you have to say fresh meat. she's a new teacher.
alanna: they call me mellow yellowwwwww
STUPID FISH! now. nobody calls you mellow yellow. about what we were talkin about. i'm finished talking. i'll talk about the classes of people.
first class. my class. our class is of decent people.
alanna: you guys are gonna lose field day
.....probably. anyway. our class is of decent people. we don't have any wannabe druggies. *cough* aaron.
and we don't have any poppets. (populars) we don't have any preps. we don't have any.. stupid people. because stupid people suck. DEVIL STUPID PEOPLE!
alanna: devil?
DEVIL THEM! DEVIL YOU TOO!!!!
alanna: MORGAN TAKE YOUR PILLS
DEVIL PILLS! RED RUM RED RUM
alanna: *shoves pills in morgan's mouth*
they call me mellow yellowww...............
alanna: wrong pills *shoves other pills in morgan's mouth*
anyway stupid people suck. and... we don't have any of those. in our class.
alanna: we have a brittany though
and then in ms. sullivan's class. i don't who's in ms. sullivans class besides anna the not really there. or anna the talley.
anyway. moving on to another class.... we have..... ms. ward's class. ms. ward's class has really cool people. like mariana the nice one and mouse the andrew. that's the stuff. they're cool.
alanna: what about aaron
oh yeah. and then there's aaron. who get's a thousand "checks" a day. i don't think it's his fault. i don't know whose fault it is but he acts like teachers don't like him very much. he probably deserves all them checks because he makes fun of people and draws wacky pictures of people that are insulting.
uh... i mean... insulting pictures. he's mean. i don't like him sometimes. mmm. then there's ms. ransom's class. in ms. ransom's class there are people in them. or lemmings. all of the extremely popular poppy girls are in that class. all of em. DEVIL THEM.
alanna: TAKE YOUR PILLS MORGAN
ANNE BOWMAN INVTED LUAU'S.
brittany: WACKO
MEEEEEEEEE. DEVIL ANNE BOWMAN. AAHHAHAHHHAAHHA. ......now you have to shove the pills in my mouth.
alanna: *shoves pills in morgan's mouth.*
brittany the chinese man: awesome. I BROUGHT YOU CLOTHES.
MELLOW YELLOW....... I TOOK THE WRONG PILLS. AGAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T LIKE THEM POPPETS PEOPLE. GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ok that's over. now brittany gets to read it from the very beginning.
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