1) What color pants are you wearing right now? purple
2)What song are you listening to right now? "kindle my heart" from little princess. boy this song sucks.
3)What are the last four digits of your phone number? 200o
4)What was the last thing you ate? a blood orange
5)Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? heck no. both sexes are idiots. i want a third option.
6)If you were a crayon, what color would you want to be? tickle me pink. or periwinke. or razzmatazz rose.
7)Where would you like to go on your Honeymoon? honeymoon. the dumpster behind wendy's
8)Do you like snow, sun or rain? rain
9)How is the weather right now? let me answer metaphorically. it is walking into a toaster oven that's not plugged in.
10)Who was the last person you talked on the phone with? ghandi
11)What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? the back of their head
12)Do U like the person who sent this to you? no she sold me to the rednecks for a piece of cake.
13)How are U today? as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth. i am avoiding the question. u?
14)Your favorite drink? sherry and everyone knows that i hate sherry, so it's funny.
15)Alcohol? i thought sherry was an alcohol. it's not?!
16)How do you eat oreos? practice
17)Whats your favorite sport(s)? i was born with no arms and no legs. i guess i would say frisbee.
18)What makes you happy? periwinkle,
our own voice theatre troupe, oreos, prickly weather, alanna, flying piglets, cartoons, lollies, really good british books where they spell gray with an e, cookie man.
19)Whats the next CD you're going to buy? i've boughten all the tori amos cds. my mission is complete. OH YEAH i also have to get deluded princess. they rock the house, man. great sarcasm, man.
20)Birth date? the same birthday the hamburger man. (nov 3) aka the day of death
21)Hair color? i'm bald (dark brown)
22)Eye color? my eyes are also bald (ocean)
23)Height? 58 inches. my arm span is also 58 inches. i am a perfect square.
24)Do you wear contacts? i'm not blind. but my eyes are bald
25)Siblings and their ages? my sister is a 14-year-old with the intellect of a 2-year-old. PLEASE take her away.
26)What school are you attending? KAROL! GET BACK IN YOUR CELL!
27)If you could be any animal, what would you be? i wanna be a brady! ....but really. do you think i'd be a koala or a platypus or a wombat? i'd be an australian animal. because i'm sick of living in the united states. australia is entirely made up of criminals, so you must be USED to people not trusting you so i can clearing not choose the wine in front of you.
28)What do you like to do? um. i like to draw. i like to glue things together. and then cut things up. and. eat oranges. and look at the names of crayons to see which ones are most interesting. and smell smelly markers.
29)Whats the best advice given to you? never eat raspberries. (... that was on 'hey arnold'. should i use it? or should i come up with my own? yes! i am going to come up with my own advice, let me think of it.) NEVER SIT UPON YOUR CINNABON (or a monkey)
30)Have you ever won any special awards? once i got an art award even though i didn't enter any contests. it was kinda cool.
31)What are your future goals? children's book author/illustrator, hobo protector (because my sister is going to be a hobo), and not to be rich and famous and not to sell my dad's comic books. they will be family heirlooms. each generation will protect them and keep them in the little plastic coverings. until they disintegrate.
32)Favorite music? DELUDED PRINCESS, MAN. how bout uhm. mandy moore, man! zak's quasi-band.
33)Favorite food? peaches. oranges. strawberries. i've never had an artichoke before. and i donut like sherry. i donut dislike donuts. i like donuts. i like perpetual sprees.
34)Favorite movie? i like life, life likes me. oh excuse me i was just singing. "a christmas carol" the old musical with the funny man. "A WALK TO REMEMBER" *cough* sarcasm *cough* uhm. rock n roll high school, princess bride. a lot of old movies i dont remember the name of. BILL N TED ALL THE WAYYY. *cough* sounds like sarcasm but isnt *cough*
35)Favorite day of the year? *more singing* december the twenty-fifth, december the twenty-fifth... blah blah blah blah blah my deeeeeeeeear.... december the twenty-fifth!
36)Favorite months? sell.a.bean.
37)Do you like to dance? dancing with my seh-elf. i like to dance like a cactus. i dance-a like-a milkshake-a.
38)Are you shy to ask someone out?
i dont know but i'm glad i've never been tested.
39)Whats the stupidest thing you have ever done? once i went riding down the street on my tricycle wearing nothing but my bathrobe. i remember it too. it was very drafty in the bathrobe. i still have the bathrobe but the tricycle is an ex-tricycle. it has ceased to be. (i.e. mom sold it at a yard sale)
40)Do you like scary or happy movies better? happy. why any idiot would like to go to a movie, drink a lot of coke, get scared out of their wits, wet their pants, be embarassed for life eternally, and enjoy it, is beyond me.
41)In person or on the phone? what does that mean
42)Summer or winter? winter has its plus points, but of course in summer you dont go to school. and that, my friend, should be the concluding reason for anyone. that goes to my pit of despair aka grahamwood elementary. (or white station)
43)Hugs or Kisses? "BOTH WHEN THEY COME FROM KYYYYLEEEE" says
laylee. anyway i like hugs. kisses are too slobbery. but 'hug' is such a fun word to say. like in edith ann. her dog's name is hug.
44)Do you want everyone to write back? i like to hear people's comments. but the commentaries broke.
45)Who is most likely to respond? nobody reads this stuff except the person who's typing it for me right now.
46)Say something nice about the person who sent this to you! alanna: you are scum between my toes! i laugh upon you, you foolish kniggit!!
look it's orange mist.
webkin
