Wednesday

SARA!!! SARA WHERE ARE YOU??? I CALLED YOUR HOUSE AT 11:06 AND THIS DEEP VOICE ANSWERED, WHICH WAS PROBABLY JUST YOUR BROTHER IN THE MORNING AND I SAID "MAY I PLEASE SPEAK TO SARA" AND THE DEEP LOW BROTHER IN THE VOICE SAID "NO YOU MAY NOT." ACTUALLY, IT SAID "SHE'S NOT HERE." AND THEN IT HUNG UP! BUT I WANTED TO SAY TO IT, "WELL TELL IT TO CALL MORGAN." AND MR. DEEP VOICE WOULD SAY, "ARE YOU MORGAN?" AND I WOULD SAY "NO!!!" AND HANG UP. BUT YOU WEREN'T THERE. AND HE HUNG UP. AND I ASSUMED THAT IT WAS THE VOICE OF A MUGGER ROBBER DUDE WHO HAD STEALEN INTO THE HOUSE AND TOOK ALL YOUR CALLS AND MADE YOU A HOSTAGE. AND JUST TO PROVE ME WRONG, YOU MUST CALL ME AND WE MUST DO SOMETHING BEFORE THE DREADED EVIL PEOPLE COME AND GET US AGAIN AND PUT US IN THE ADREADED SPARTANIAN BUILDING CALLED WHITE STATION WEARING SLUG COLORS UNIFORMS.

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